TITLE: Hahaha! :D

DAY: Friday.

TIME: 06:17 PM.

Thursday, 18 Nov 2010. Whoa! Aku ada crita wei! It's about my phone. Lucu crita tok ehh. Hp aku gugok. Lam toilet, LAM TANGKI JAMBAN! Haha. Gugok hp ku, brderei nya. Then one by one gugok lam tangki jamban aiee. Without thinking, d selok ku tangki ya. WITH MY OWN BARE HANDS! Eww. Thank God sikda shit or pee dlm ya. Then d tumpu ku ngan kipas hp ku. Haha. Nguras. Heran parents ku. Eh, trpaksa d cuci ngan aek tanah sbnyk 7 kali tangan ku tok. Nasib jak tangan kirik d pakei. If tangan kanan tek, I will never touch my food using that hand mann. Haha. Sebulan ku sikmakan k tangan kali. Then, turn untok brcrita dgn Zul.

Me: Yg, hp mek gugok kat tmpt yg sikspatutnya tek aiee.

Zul: Sine yg? Haha.

Me: Lam TANGKI JAMBAN aiee!

Zul: Tangki jamban?! Kimakk. Hahaha! :D *prei abis.

Me: Kinek ya mek nyelok tangan mek tek eh. Gelik gik mek tok.

Zul: E. Cridak. Sikmok ku megang tangan kau dolok ehh. Mok tggu nya berseh lok.

Me: Muka ko diattt! Haha. Paloi.

Zul: Bena tok. Cuci ngan aek tanah jak gik. Sampai hilang bau, rupa dan rasanyaa. *prei.

Me: Haha. Aokk. Pastok ku nyuci dett. q: Nya mok mk d tuka ke hp baru tok. Ohh yg ohh? Hee (:

Zul: Tuka lhar. Yg penting, bukan aku yg byr.

Me: Yey! Lokek. Sikpaa.

Bila d pk gik benda ya, nang lucu aiee. Haha. Moral of the story, don't bring your phone along when you want to process your shit. Haha.